Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Jeffry Jensen


ONE EXTREME DESERVES ANOTHER


I turned over in bed and 4 groggy cats scattered.

It was way too early to make a beeline for the light switch,

so I closed my double-vision eyes and attempted

to bury myself under my banana sheets

before the inevitable cat attack commenced.

In slumber, I found the Great Society was rapidly fraying.

In my morning shower, I had to wash off all sacramental delusions.

By first light, my porch was already being pelted by Biblical betrayal.

The irritations of a blistering summer are hitting Pasadena in spades.

It was no accident that an unrelenting sun was on the move.

I was attempting to memorize some Rimbaud and Baudelaire

as my over-easy eggs migrated into Never Never Land

with the help of a glossy Grace Slick singing in the background.

Maybe it was time to down a boosted strawberry smoothie

before the current ungodly weather report

doomed my enthusiasm for the overbalanced SoCal day.

I did remember to raise an early Guinness to St Patrick

and scour my closet for something Kelly green

as one extremely potent outcome after another was driving me under.



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